Jade

I love my bed, but I think I’d love yours too.
If you’re fine being the little spoon, it’ll work out between us.
I used to get A’s as a student. Now, I’m looking to F.
Looks like you have aww-tism, cause you’re cute.
You can go ahead and delete Google now- I’m all you’re searching for.
Your eyes are like IKEA- I could get lost in them for hours.
Oh look the baddie I ordered is here.
I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
You’re so hot, my zipper’s falling for you.
You remind me of my pinky toe- cause you’re supportive and I’m gonna bang you on my coffee table.
Where do you get your pants from? They’re 100% off at my place
Wanna go half and half on a bastard?
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
I like my dates like I like my coffee- steamy and worth waking up for.